1. Skunk-proof your beer: apparently make your own beer with tetra hops…or only drink beer in dark, temperature controlled places
its up to you
for a more detailed explanation:
http://www.evansale.com/skunked_beer.html
http://www.menshealth.com/
2. Rosy cheeks: Exfoliate your skin with a mixture of vodka and sea salt. For those less prone to diy skincare: buy this:
http://www.lush.it/main/product.php?node=45&doc=252
Alternatively: drink a lot of vodka.